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How to Cross Town Without Circling City Hall Twice
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How to Cross Town Without Circling City Hall Twice

How to cross town without circling City Hall twice.
City Hall is not in the middle of downtown. It's in the middle of a traffic intersection, and every street grid that would make sense west of it bends around it like water around a stone. The postcard loop goes: you want to cross town, you find the square, you circle it, you get frustrated, you circle it again. The real move is acknowledge the building's geometry and treat it like an obstacle, not a landmark. Stop using it as a reference point. It's the worst possible one.
What everyone does

sees city hall, assumes it's central, tries to plot around it. map keeps suggesting loops. very frustrating. actually just: don't use it as a landmark at all.

Coming from the south is simpler. The grid south of City Hall actually works. Take University Street directly. It dead-ends at the waterfront two miles out. Forty-five minutes on foot, zero confusion. From the east: the pedestrian bridge over the train yard at Eleventh saves you from the commerce zone, which is all loading docks and no sidewalk. From the west: avoid Franklin Street entirely. The road diet there is real—it is two lanes pretending to be four, and cars park aggressively.
The real lesson: street grids lie when there's a physical obstacle they won't admit. City Hall is admitted, but the streets refuse to treat it like one. So they spiral. You won't. Pick a direction that does not depend on the square. Stay on it. You will get across faster than the person consulting their phone, watching the blue dot orbit.
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