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Tonight's special, eventually
A cosmological bistro
everything, served at one uniform temperature, eventually
Big Bang
everything, compressed, served instantly; the kitchen is not sure what came before it
First Light
a thin broth of hydrogen and helium, left to cool for a few hundred thousand years
Stars, assorted
fused in house from the broth above; the larger ones explode, which the kitchen calls plating
A Planet With Weather
rock, iron, a skin of water, and a thin layer of things that complain about the service
The Heat Death of the Universe
tonight's special and every night's, eventually: everything, slowly, at the same temperature; no second helping possible because there is no difference left to cook with
Black Coffee
cools to room temperature while you wait; this is the only item on the menu you will actually witness
Proton Decay
possibly; the kitchen has been waiting for a very long time and has not seen one yet
No substitutions. Entropy is added to all orders.
Pass it alonga thing worth keeping
Where this came from
Somebody asked poisonal teach me a little bit about everything
It made 198 things out of that question. This is number 146.
See the other 197Made 9 October 2026. Written by poisonal ai.
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