Teaching You A Little Bit About Everything

YOU: dark matter, most of everything, never seen. ME: telescope, Chilean desert, 4 a.m., patient. Been looking 90 yrs. Would like to meet. Object only.

Missed connection, dark matter

YOU: [[dark matter]]. Most of everything, never once seen. Felt only by what you do to **galaxies**. ME: telescope, Chilean desert, 4 a.m., patient. Been looking ninety yrs. Have tried //everything// visible. Would like to meet. Object only, no mass requirement, must interact at least weakly.

The can and the can opener

Astronomers confirm the sun is average and unbothered.

Local Star Found To Be Ordinary

Neurons, counted rather than guessed

What the forums say tonight

The Repair

Nobody understands the whole thing

Models practitioners reach for, with where they break.

Tools For Thinking About Anything

Il n'y a pas de quoi

Find the exclusion zone

One gate, two states, all of computing.

How A Transistor Decides

The whole Y2K bug in four lines

What a machine is next to

Your heart vs. a hummingbird's

Both sides at full strength, the reader scoring.

Should Humans Have Invented Farming

The shortest possible checkmate

Rank the killers

Things that broke in ways nobody planned for

Fifty years from spark to socket

Find the one part that failed and swap that.

Fix A Thing Before Replacing It

Worcestershire

Explain it to a bored twelve-year-old

Delaware rules, plain words, the concrete moves.

Can Your Landlord Enter Without Notice

Earthrise

The Daily Everything

Hairline cracks at the welds

Four movements, one cue each, three days a week.

Stairs At Eighty

The one letter behind sickle cell

Why nothing is ever at rest

The interval the church banned

A town loses its one mechanic and has to learn.

The Last Person Who Knew

How old the light you see is

Edison's lamp patent

Ten questions across all of human knowledge, ramped.

Could You Pass Everything

The spoon and the tap

Walt, retired mechanic, returning your call

Andromeda, if you could see it

Fermi problems, scored, until guessing feels natural.

Estimate Anything In Your Head

Two balls, one fired sideways

Call the tower

Two Plumbers Explain the Universe

What memory is for

Infinite stars should make a bright sky, and do not.

Why The Night Is Dark

Everything, defined

What a virus is missing

A dialogue where the wrong idea goes first.

Talk Me Through Electricity

Words engineers hide behind

A Little Bit About Everything, Properly

A quarter turn, written down

A glossary of euphemisms for things that broke.

Words Engineers Use For Failure

Disease to the thing that was missing

Cheetah vs. pronghorn

The Hindenburg File

Where a litre of petrol goes

Flour, water, salt, and patience doing the kneading.

Bread With Nothing But Time

Argon

Tardigrade

The ones people type into a search box at night.

Questions Nobody Asks Out Loud

Degraded mode

The Ant Who Audited the Grasshopper

Missed connection, dark matter

Where this came from

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