Billionaire Reallocates Malaria Budget To Safeguard Trillion Unborn Digital Minds
Portfolio managers noted that mathematically, an infinite number of simulated post-humans outweighs Cleveland's current municipal wastewater backlog by several decimal places.
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- Communications & Policy Team
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- Marcus Chen, President
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- March 14, 2024
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- RE: Funding Reallocation — Q3 Narrative Architecture
TALKING POINTS — USE ONLY INTERNALLY
• Malaria remains a public health concern
• Simulated consciousness constitutes a category of suffering we have previously neglected
• The Institute will operate at full operational capacity by Q2
• We do not characterize the reallocation as a deprioritization
• The term 'deprioritization' should not appear in external materials
• In point of fact, we view this as an expansion of our moral circle
• Some may ask whether the moral circle has not simply shifted
• That person should be directed to the FAQ
• Do not confirm or deny the existence of actuarial tables comparing real children to simulated ones
• The tables are proprietary
